spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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