Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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