I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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