the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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