is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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