At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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