I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It's just like the Real World with babies
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
