But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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