Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We have started to decorate penises.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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