I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
