butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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