The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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