If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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