PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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