Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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