And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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