quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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