doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I am naked and annoyed.
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