I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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