How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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