I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
