I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
That accounts for only three of the penises
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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