the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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