Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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