SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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