I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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