I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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