Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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