and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Boobs are out for the taking
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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