Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
