ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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