What did we do last night that was yellow?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
