sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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