its not stalking. its research.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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