Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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