dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i drank out of a bidet.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
