I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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