North Korea, Best Korea!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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