what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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