Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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