Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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