P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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