i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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