That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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