your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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