My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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