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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I think I am morally bankrupt
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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