physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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