fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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