I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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