Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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