Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so that wasnt chicken after all
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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