would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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