Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
