I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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